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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://monkey.onsugar.com/2660723&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Situation # 1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;You won a contest in where the prize is to correct or change a body part, what and why do you choose that part?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; I wouldn&#039;t change anything. I&#039;m exactly how I&#039;m supposed to be. There are things that I don&#039;t like about my body but those things are what make me unique ;( &lt;b&gt;However&lt;/b&gt;, if I was forced to change something I&#039;d choose to change my breast. I&#039;d make them smaller. Along with my stomach and my thighs. Ha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Situation # 2&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;The war is continuing in Iraq. The government has issued a draft for all boys and girls 15 years and up to 40. All are mandated to report, with penalties for not showing up....prison and death. What do you do?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: line-through;&quot;&gt;Bush&lt;/span&gt; is gonna have to come find me!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Situation # 3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;You are entering a contest on &quot;What makes you the most glad to be alive&quot; what do you write about? And why?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; I&#039;d write about my family (my mom &amp;amp; Goddaughter) and my relationship with God. I&#039;d also write about being &quot;free&quot; and having the power to change things. As long as you&#039;re alive you have that opportunity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Situation # 4&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Your spouse has gone away on a business trip. They are going to be gone a week. When they get home, they seem a little strange at first, but as days go by all is normal. One night you just can&#039;t sleep, you try but your still awake. So you get up to watch some TV. You happen to turn on &quot; To Catch A Predator&quot;.On that show you happen to see your spouse being caught, and charged. What do you do?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; I&#039;d beat his behind and then divorce him. I hate perverts and pedophiles. There&#039;s no way I could stay married to one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Situation # 5&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;You have just found a treasure chest worth 5 million. Easy spending it with out any questions. But there has been a notice around searching for it for years, a reward of a half a million.......What do you do?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A:&lt;/b&gt; What treasure chest? ;) Honestly, I&#039;d give it back. I can&#039;t live with having something that&#039;s not rightfully mine. The guilt would eat me up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://monkey.onsugar.com/2574222&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;Miss &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://engaged.onsugar.com/&quot;&gt;Beauty&lt;/a&gt; posted this on her Sugar so I&#039;m &lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: line-through;&quot;&gt;stealing&lt;/span&gt; jacking it!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;Rules&lt;/span&gt; - &lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 8pt; line-height: 9pt; text-align: justify;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-small;&quot;&gt;Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN&#039;T use your name for the boy/girl name question. And you can not use the same word twice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;WHAT IS YOUR NAME: &lt;b&gt;Miracle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BOY NAME: &lt;b&gt;Matthew&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4 LETTER WORD: &lt;b&gt;Maze&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GIRL NAME: &lt;b&gt;Martha&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OCCUPATION: &lt;b&gt;Mechanic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COLOR: &lt;b&gt;Maroon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOMETHING YOU WEAR: &lt;b&gt;Mask&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEVERAGE: &lt;b&gt;Martini&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOOD: &lt;b&gt;Macaroni &amp;amp; Cheese&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOMETHING FOUND IN THE BATHROOM: &lt;b&gt;Makeup&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A PLACE: &lt;b&gt;Montana&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REASON FOR BEING LATE: &lt;b&gt;Missed my ride&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: &lt;b&gt;Mommy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A FLOWER: &lt;b&gt;Marigold&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small;&quot;&gt;This was so much fun. I think mine was too easy!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:31:31 -0800</pubDate>
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